Welcome to the Ironman Ireland Cork – where the swim is cooler than your grandma's cucumber salad and the run is more scenic than a postcard from a leprechaun vacation! This triathlon is not just a race; it's a journey through the rolling hills, charming towns, and the mystical Irish weather that changes more often than a teenager's mood. First up, the swim! Picture yourself wading into the Celtic Sea, with water temperatures as refreshing as a spa day for penguins – a balmy 63°F/17°C. It's so ...